
I was in Frankfurt and Munich last autumn, and when I went to shop at one of their malls, I saw a pile of sai sitting on the toilet bowl seat itself. I therefore learned first hand that German sai and Singaporean sai are the same colour no matter what race, language or religion we subscribe to. It also confirmed my suspicion that even though Harry Kane can be a world class goal scorer at Bayern Munich, the typical average German also would miss the target whenever they are going to lao sai in their public toilets. You can tell the German toilet user to aim for the centre of the toilet bowl when they are about to pang sai, but they'll still miss and land their sai on the edge of the toilet bowl seat. It's like taking a penalty kick and hitting the goalpost.